I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was like eating out sand paper
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dear god my vagina.
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