Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
soo... how was my night?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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