She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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