Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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