It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
There's always time for handjobs
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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