Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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