And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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