I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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