Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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