we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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