It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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