i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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