Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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