You really coming over, don't trick.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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