I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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