Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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