He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm really busy with my period
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