So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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