So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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