her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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