Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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