Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This house was built for laser tag.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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