This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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