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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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