just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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