im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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