did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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