I looked at my own cervix.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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