Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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