it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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