You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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