it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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