do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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