He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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