Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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