He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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