I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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