he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm at about main and main street
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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