I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
