We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize