He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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