Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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