I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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