Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
