My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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