Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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