handjob tips. give me some.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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