Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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