She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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