We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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