i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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