Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My cat gives me a boner
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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