? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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