Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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