So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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